Sunday, 6 February 2011

I hope OUR 'phone hasn't been tapped

Himself took off to Scewfix and 'phoned on his way back to tell me that he'd bought me some presents - a new lump hammer and a grenade. I just prayed that MI5 hadn't tapped into our 'phone call.
I get all the best and most feminine presents; mind you, I'm well equipped to do some serious wood splitting now - maybe I should follow Bones's new fashion and try some skirts, naah; I'd just get tied up and fall in the cut.


  1. I bought one of those log splitters, good things and when you compare the price of them to what are in the DIY stores there is no contest

  2. £10 in Screwfix - about £20 elsewhere!!!