Wednesday 10 March 2010

Dear Lou & Blue on Indigo Dream (cc Boots)

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. You really haven't got this sorted have you? If there is no liver cake it's because you are so well behaved that she thinks you don't need further rewards (silly, silly boys).

Did you have no idea that she was off to see Cesar Milan? Do you not realise that Jan Fennell & Cesar Milan are the two people in the wholest widest world that you should never ever let them near, we really do despair of you.

You do realise, don't you, that the minute you pass that test that you'll be signed up for intermediate obedience. For goodness sake, it'll be agility next - will you never listen to our advice? Now will you please get with the growling and peeing?

Yours, in despair, Baxter & Muttley.

PS Mum's off for the week tomorrow, so we're staying with Dad & Lesley. Mum tried to drown Floyd and Fletcher today, but they forgave her when a packet of porky scratchings was produced in the pub. I don't know about you guys, but we're not always sure what's going on. It can be confusing sometimes.

2 comments:

  1. Guys,
    WHAT are you doing in a plastic box in the car? I do admire your ability to be able to travel on the back seats.. but in a box?
    Boots

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  2. Hi Boots
    It was only because Floyd and Fletcher were in the back and kicked us out and the only space on the back seats was in those horribly sweaty plastic boxes!
    Luv
    Muttley

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